Things I Don’t Like

From time to time I notice that I tend to dwell on things that bother/irritate me. I almost always do this in a negative way. This, I’ve decided is a waste of time. However, I still need to get these things off of my mind, I need to purge them from my thoughts. The interweb is certainly the place to do it. So, here are things I don’t like:

43. Sidlers. You are the worst people around. 5 minutes, that’s all I ask.
42. The little girl in the Windows 7 commercials
41. Protein drinks that are 2 servings. C’mon, who’s gonna save half
40. bing. It’s stupid, useless, “F”
39. The soul-crushing pace that is rt 77
38. Roger Goodell
37. Michael Vick
36. BlackBerry® The whole “smartphone” concept is stupid, if you want an
.. ….iPhone, buy one (only $99.00).
35. The sound of someone typing on a clunky plastic keyboard
34. Searching for things
33. Running
32. Home shopping channels
31. They’re vs. Their, people please pay attention (don’t even get me
.. …started on its vs. it’s)
30. SciFi (now syfy) Channel original movies. They ruin perfectly good ideas
…… every time
29. Sandra Oh’s dead eyes
28. The Glamor Shot Facebook profile picture
27. People who stand next to their cart at the grocery store. Proper
… …etiquette is in front of or behind the cart, while browsing items on
… …the same side.
26. “Star” athletes acting like spoiled children.
25. Social Media “Experts” (look it’s not my fault you don’t have friends of
.. … your own, don’t tell me how to interact with mine)
24. Punicorns, Unisys, Pegicorn or any other combination that would mix a
… .. pegasus with a unicorn. It’s unnatural.
23. Glitter (both the substance and the movie)
22. Traditional Japanese tattoos being trendy
21 .What Not To Wear (as both a show and a concept)
20. Popcorn kernels stuck between a tooth and the gums
19. The PC commercials where the customer gets to “keep the change”
18. Anything labeled or that can be considered “Musk”
17. Non-U.S. television (unless it is the Spanish language feed for a soccer
….. game not otherwise being shown)
16. Urinal Talkers (all bathroom talking is bad, but the urinal talking
.. …is the worst possible offense)
15. Ed McMahon’s death being overlooked
14. No warning that the DVR memory is almost full
13. Smart people acting stupid
12. Stupid people pretending to be smart
11. The phrase “stupid is as stupid does,” what does that mean?
10. Squirrels
9. Assembly instructions that only have pictures
8. Being wrong
7. Paid testimonials
6. Losing at Monopoly
5. Humidity
4. Sean Hannity
3. Iced Coffee, it’s just wrong
2. People who act as if they don’t like Seinfeld to cover up the fact that
.. ..they just don’t understand it
1. Tight socks